I carry no phone
An aspiring Luddite
In a wired world.
Jeff Berry is an early adopter of the Internet and the Web, a late adopter of Twitter, and declines to adopt Facebook. With the death of Google+, he's experimenting with federated platforms. He admins a medievalist Mastodon instance, and can found on the PlusPora diaspora pod. He hates cell-phones.
Most things are available at AspiringLuddite on Zazzle including several items with the haiku motto.
|Everything is better in Latin. Even simple things like, "I'm old, not stupid." t-shirt|
|For those in the SCA (or other re-enactment groups) who
fight rapier and rattan ...|
"I'm BiStickual, I Swing Both Ways" t-shirt, with artwork by the lovely and talented Jeremy Dwiggins
|For the kilt lover in your life ...|
"Pants are for Girls," t-shirt or beer stein or for those who need the point hammered home, "Pants are for Girls, Kilts are for Men." (Only available on on a stein.)
|"Lindisfarne - the Viking Wal Mart" t-shirt.
The script is the same
Insular minuscule used in the main body text of
the Lindisfarne gospels, lovingly hand-drawn and then scanned. The colors
are taken straight from the same manuscript, although the design
is completely modern. The letter "K" also comes from a more modern
Go here to buy the shirt, the perfect gift for the viking or
calligrapher in your life.|
|Smashy the Hammer says what you want to about that annoying couple at the next table or that guy in the theatre or that woman on the street. Remember that Smashy and the Aspiring Luddite hate cell phones.|
|Hand written poetry from my Twitter feed.|