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Life is not all pork and potatoes here in Yorkshire. We are, after all, on an island, not far from the sea, so there is also fish. At the farm shop, as I prepared to pay for my Old Rosie and a bunny, a packet of Yorkshire kippers caught my eye and I gave in to the urge.
A kipper is a split and gutted herring, probably salted or pickled, and then smoked. Usually this is a cold-smoke, for flavor, so the fish needs to be cooked before eating. While often served for breakfast, there's no reason they can't be eaten for dinner, snacks or whenever you like. Break the bounds of convention, I say! Have your kipper for dinner!
Indeed, it is ultimately smoked fish, which is not solely the province of breakfast. Assuming you like smoked fish, there are a wide variety of possible treatments. And so, faithful reader, read on ...
Rinse the kippers if you are so inclined and wait for the 'taters to cook to your preferred level. The kippers only take a few minutes, so the potatoes had best be essentially cooked before the next step. Pull the dish out of the oven and arrange the kippers on top. Put another bit of butter on top of them, and pop the dish back in the oven for four or five minutes.
A salad with a sharpish vinaigrette balances out the fish and potatoes nicely.
My package contained two kippers, and half a kipper was enough for a dinner serving. That means I had leftovers!
If you don't have enough potatoes leftover from your previous kipper dinner (I did), cook some more. Mash your potatoes (I don't recommend using a fork, but I am also sadly potato masherless). If you had to cook more, you might need to add some butter or milk, if you are using leftovers, the leftover butter may well do. Add the carrot and onion. Shred half a kipper and add that. Mix well. Put into a bowl, baking dish, ramekin or whatever, and arrange it tidily.
Now, everything should be cooked already, so you could eat it as is. However, I think it would be much better warm. You can either put it into the oven to heat up, or just stick it in the microwave. I opted for the microwave. Once it's warmed up, top it with your cheese. If you'd like, you can then stick that under the broiler for a minute or two (or three) to melt the cheese, which thing I do highly recommend.
If you've still got leftover kipper, consider an omelet. I certainly am.