[Smashy the Hammer] [An Aspiring Luddite]
I carry no phone
An aspiring Luddite
In a wired world.
[Jeff Berry]
Jeff Berry is an early adopter of the Internet and the Web, a late adopter of Twitter, and declines to adopt Facebook or Livejournal. (Although he did succumb to the lure of Google+.) He hates cell-phones.

The Aspiring Luddite's Twitter

I do have a Twitter account, and you can certainly follow me there if you'd like. Be warned, my feed consists of about one haiku each day, and occasional updates about stuff here or elsewhere. Yes, it's low traffic. If you like haiku, or just like my stuff, check it out.

And, as a special offer, I'm even willing to hand scribe a copy of a haiku for you, on nice paper, in my own somewhat eccentric fourteenth-century style Secretary hand. Heck, I'll sign it, too. If you'd like, I'll even make it more eccentric and use more recognizable E's and R's. All this for only $5! What a deal, that's less than 30 cents/syllable and includes shipping. An example is below. I might pretty it up a bit for sale, though - although this one has a little rubrication on the first initial, I might add some line fillers to justify the right border, that sort of thing. A unique one of a kind piece of art, to be sure ...