| ![Smashy the Hammer hates cell phones [Smashy the Hammer]](https://www.aspiringluddite.com/hammer.gif) | ![Of course there is mouseover text, because, hey, aspiring. [An Aspiring Luddite]](https://www.aspiringluddite.com/Luddite2.gif)  I carry no phone An aspiring Luddite In a wired world. Mastodon Verification Link | ![I am looking at my off-camera
 bass guitar [Jeff Berry]](https://www.aspiringluddite.com/file.jpg) Jeff Berry is an early adopter of the Internet and the Web, a late adopter of Twitter, and declines to adopt Facebook. With the death of Google+, he migrated to the Fediverse. He admins a medievalist Mastodon instance. He hates cell-phones. | 
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